Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.
With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao
(Also 69th comment 🤙)
What, do you think I’m going to put that in my MOUTH???!!
Too late, please advise.
Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again
Forbidden suppository
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
What is the charge?!
EatingBoofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?Get your hands off my
penisanus!
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
Where else am I supposed to store them?
You’re not my real dad, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Can’t have any fucking fun anymore, what’s next, I’m not allowed to shove croissants up my anus?
First they came for the spring rolls…
Then I came for the spring rolls
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
They also came for frozen potatoes
NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
Literally 1984
Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it’s fine. It’s digestible so you’ll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
What about egg rolls?
Well how else are men supposed to get pregnant? Gotta have an egg to get fertilized.
That’s okay
Frozen? Or no?
Only way to get them solid enough, really
Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?
Funniest meme of the day.
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.
No; i have an eating disorder.
