The price of meat these days…
That’s a PVC dildo. On top on being porous making it basically impossible to clean, it leaks phthalates which will literally give you a hormonal imbalance. No, condoms don’t help. Remember kids (adults?): silicone, glass, abs plastic, stainless steel and actual dick are the only things that should go inside of you.
what about clean fingers
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
Thanks mom
Ri-dick-ulous
Surely the “capital investment” mixed in with the supplies should be accounted via depreciation rather than directly as an expense.
Those Aldi Finds are wild sometimes.
Well, a lot of that is processed foods and…
Oh.
Oh, Myyyyyy…
Salt and pepper? Slow down there
When food is so expensive you have to have a special device to shove it all back up inside you when it tries to escape.
That $70 RD may have something to do with that price tag. Salami is expensive these days.
What’s the dildo for? They just fuck you openly at the cashier…
Without even thinking about it, I read that in Joe Pesci’s voice. You should be proud!
Shrinkflation. 7" used to mean “insertable”, now they measure tip to base.
Cock AND balls? In this economy?
That is the most budget brand looking dildo I’ve ever seen. It’s packaged like a HDMI cable.
Is it from Poundland?
…
That. That is quite possibly the best response in this thread. And I’m not even British.
Either that or hole-sale foods
Ooh my favorite game.
Slams Club/Slamazon
Hoanne’s/Hoe Depot/Trader Hoe’s (alternatively blowannes, blow depot and trader blows) also Blowes (Lowes)
Bestbi
Racy’s
Craigslit/Craigslits
dbay
Aaaandd Slobby Lobby
I wish I could upvote this harder lol
Oh yes, harder, daddy!
It’s just like the beer that is just labeled “Beer”. If it still gets the job done, the packaging doesn’t mean shit.
If you include an infection and a thyroid problem as part of “getting the job done”. Sure.
They are terrible.
Looks like decent girth though /shrug
Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?
I love that it says “cock” twice on the package as if there’s any doubt
Took me a second to recognize one so small, but then I noticed the labels. Adorable!
My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.
My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.
A new dildo? In this economy?
I only buy used.
Pre-loved
Only squirted on, no skeet
When cucumbers are so cheap, and re-usable.
And edible!
they said reusable
free pickle after a while
🤢🤢🤮
