Billionaire… For now.
If Nvidia tanks he’ll be a measly hunded-millionaire.
P.s. large margin of error I have not deeply analysed Jensen Wang’s stock holdings for a shitpost.
Guess his golden parachute isn’t quite ready yet.
If AI does not yet work for a particular task, he said, employees should “use it until it does”
Uh, using the AI doesn’t train the AI, bud.
Genuinely, this is the driving misconception people have about AIs right now. That somehow everybody using them is making them smarter, when really it’s leading to model collapse
It wasn’t that long when Jensen was just the funny guy who’d come out and announced a bunch of cards and say some wacky shit, everyone outside of the tech press would ignore him and that was that.
Kinda miss those days
I wouldn’t wish Billionaire’s Disease on my worst enemy.
Miss the days where he didn’t exist.
Were you even alive then?
if he wants to prop this bubble up he needs to sign more titties
I would not be surprised in the slightest if the cause of Nvidia drivers being absolute dogshit lately is because this absolute fucking MORON is forcing the devs to use AI to code the DRIVERS. THE ONE THING YOU DO NOT WANT FUCKING AI MEDDLING WITH.
If Microsoft did it with Windows 11 (which resulted in various SSD failures for a bunch of people), I have no doubt in my mind that Nvidia does it too.
What is up with the drivers?
In a word - instability. Downgrading driver versions for Nvidia cards is not an uncommon troubleshooting step now, which is not ideal.
AMD had poor drivers because they were inexperienced
Nvidia has poor drivers because they’re shoving AI in all their holes
That’s binary blob drivers for you, you just try different versions and hope it gets better someday.
One of the big advantages to open source drivers is that you can do a bisect to track some new breakage back to a specific patch. Sure, most people don’t know how to do that, but there’s a lot of people who can. And then the problem gets fixed for everybody.
The most recent Linux driver limits the resolution of my HDMI output to 1080p for a 2k res monitor
“I want every task that is possible to be automated with artificial intelligence to be automated with artificial intelligence,” he added. “I promise you, you will have work to do.”
I think every task that can be automated with LLMs is already automated. It’s just that it’s a very short list.
Among them CEOs and some politicians.
While I agree CEOs don’t do much work. We still need a person there, because code can’t be held accoun- nevermind, that ship has long sailed.
“A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.”
- IBM motto, 1979
Although at this point our computing philosophies from that era are ancient history according to these shortsighted people.
Moment of Irony:
For this story, Fortune used generative AI to help with an initial draft. An editor verified the accuracy of the information before publishing.
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Ok but that’s peak AI-use isn’t it? Have AI give you the rough draft, verify what needs verifying, done. If the information is correct I don’t care who wrote it.
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“I want every task that is possible to be automated with artificial intelligence to be automated with artificial intelligence,” he added. “I promise you, you will have work to do.”
Well, yeah. Obviously, someone is going to have to unfuck everything AI fucked up…so, in a way, using AI is kind of like adding a layer of job security to your job.
Reminds of when companies offshored their whole dev team and just sent requirements to them thinking they’d make code cheaper.
Reminds of when companies offshored their whole dev team and just sent requirements to them thinking they’d make code cheaper.
I mean, it was cheaper. It’s just that it was also awful. It was basically like firing all your senior devs and giving their work to randos who can’t code, but with plausible deniability.
This guy needs to fuck all the way off
All the way off to the guillotine
Wow. Not just some of the way. Not even most of the way! ALL the way off.
That’s serious!
The output of this era will be remembered for its mediocrity but the shareholder value will be through the roof.
For a small percent that cash out early in the next ten years.
The internal world these people live in must be insane.
Oh, it’s all centered around the core concept that they’re better than you, and consequences can’t touch them.
Now that you have a baseline of their mindset, some of their decisions…are still really fucking stupid.
Yeah. Nothing changed there. They just don’t feel the consequences of their own destruction.
Reminds me of Ballmer taking iphones from his employees to try to make people use windows phone
Both people I knew who had one absolutely loved them.
But windows phones were actually good
I wish Google did that.
Jensen is insane
NVIDIA AI:
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