All jokes aside though- how to does this store work?
Are they expecting people to just strip down inbetween the racks to try on shirts, or are we expected to just guess and hope theyll fit?
And after my 3 strikes on pants for the day… what? Do they expect me to come back the next day to try on the next 3?
Sex jokes aside this is a dumb fucking policy
Sex jokes back front and center, it’s also a dumb policy for fucking.
If that’s how management is, I’m not shopping there. Not like I buy new clothes anyway, but if I did!
So what are all those bottoms going to do without a top?
Maybe it’s time they found out!
Hand stuff
No mouth stuff?
That more depends on the specific bottom
Just bumming around
A whole lot of witty banter and catty remarks.
And people wonder why there is a top shortage
Wait…which are you?
I’m not supply. I’m demand
Doesn’t say anything about a switch.
