“this Christmas, give HEAD to someone you love”
The fermata means you need to give head for a longer time than normal.
I don’t recommend getting it at Walmart.
But they have a generous return policy!
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My wife didn’t find this funny at all
Can confirm.
His wife did not find it funny from me either.
I showed this to my wife. She found it vaguely amusing. I definitely found it funnier than her.
Sounds like you need a new wife. And if your new wife doesn’t find it funny, you could always just tickle her until she laughs at it!
Just make sure to do it at a Indian restaurant, that way if she doesn’t like your tiki tiki you can just pivot to say you were ordering the tiki chicken.
In this economy, that’s the one present everyone can afford.
Skis are expensive, though.
I wish I felt the spirit.







