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Behold: the most difficult to quickly clean toy ever produced.
Throw it in the microwave.
Cornographic af
Does that go in the cornhole?
Its larry flynt corn
The finest Hardpore Corn.
I put butter on mine…
Porn on the cob
This had better not awaken something in me…
Oh boy! I sure know what’s getting creamed later
Finally: flared base corn! Doctors will applaud you
Corn on the cock
Well? What are you doing just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.
It’s got the juice.
You’re making me so corny right now
Corned for her pleasure
Nothing seems better to upvote as a straight male than stuff that looks like dicks.
