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Behold: the most difficult to quickly clean toy ever produced.
Throw it in the microwave.
Cornographic af
Does that go in the cornhole?
Its larry flynt corn
The finest Hardpore Corn.
I put butter on mine…
Porn on the cob
This had better not awaken something in me…
Oh boy! I sure know what’s getting creamed later
Corn on the cock
Well? What are you doing just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.
Finally: flared base corn! Doctors will applaud you
You’re making me so corny right now
It’s got the juice.
Corned for her pleasure
Nothing seems better to upvote as a straight male than stuff that looks like dicks.
