This is 9-dimensionally triggering for me.
Excellent post.
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Does this significantly damage the wood?
I forgot you guy have wooden houses and wondered how that happened…
Yes, the body of the fungus grows through and digests the wood slowly, this is literally rot with the bonus of food production… though you probably wouldn’t wanna eat these depending on what they’re growing on, as they can suck up toxins which you then eat.
Preserve your internal organs!
Yeah, I’d imagine treated wood wouldn’t be great.
In the wild I find them growing on maples and alders. Douglas fir construction lumber and plywood fruit should be avoided.
Moisture problem ❌
Ideal farming conditions✔️
Must be a construction worker … those look like some serious callouses
I want to scratch it off. Oh god, please let me scratch it off.
nothing like having the freshest ingredients to elevate your cooking
Honey can you grab me a mushroom?
From bathroom floor?
No, from the couch.
There’s not many.
Then grab the ones from the rafters.
The bathroom mushrooms are for fish
The rafter mushrooms are for beef
The closet mushrooms are for salads
Standing over the sink, late at night, eating some closet mushrooms.
Does looking at this make anyone else start wheezing?
Infinite food glitch just realized
Well, there’s an idea.
I don’t see a problem. All I see is a week’s supply of mushrooms.
Treat them with respect and kindness and they won’t be aggressive.
what if I want them to be aggressive? be disrespectful and cruel?
You might just need a different type of mushroom.
Talk with them, set the rules, consent is the key.
