Two for me:
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The moment you feel tipsy it’s time to ease down. You have a stomach full of booze that’s going to make you more drunk even if you stop immediately.
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If you think people are good, you’re probably right and if you think people are bad, you’re probably right.
People are good IMO.


Don’t commit more than one crime at a time
Don’t admit to killing an animal to the sibling that records all phone calls.
Can someone provide a couple of practical examples?
If you’ve got something illegal in your car, make sure you don’t have a broken tail light.
If your license is expired, don’t speed.
Don’t Jay walk while high.
Basically the cops catch you on the less bad thing, and that’s how they are able to catch you on the second thing. They need a reasonable suspicion to stop you.
I see, it’s about flying under the radar if you’re up to something illegal. That makes a lot of sense for something like having weed in the car.
It’s not secret if two people know it.
I was asleep alone at home.
Also “two can keep a secret, if one is dead.”
I live by this one too. It also makes me think of the Whren v. United States case
Don’t write down your crimes
Hahaha exactly! So good.
Don’t write anything down you don’t want everyone to read.
Don’t livestream your crimes while in a group of people committing crimes.
My friend calls that - Don’t be stupid while you’re being stupid.