How about true-poo?
It’s the good shit
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
I’ve been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years…
Yeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won’t.
I can’t argue with that.
That’s deep.
It’s pronounced sham PAGGin
How does Shamwow fit…
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
Whats with the presentation?
Narcissism
So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.
This poo is realpoo! Its not shampoo!
Don’t say that too loud, you’ll get trumps attention
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
gives a great tan
Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.
enough cheese
does not compute
