You’ll get there one day!
Depressing fact, reading this is just doomscrolling, don't do it
Planes make so much noise that it disrupts whales’ communications.
She made it (to a Gojira concert)

Very nice ! I also so saw the flying whales (and spotted the pilot 😁) and got a small gift from the replacement guitar player

Everybody screaming FREE WILLY! FREE WILLY!!! but I take out my penis, and free willy, and suddenly I’M the bad guy getting kicked out of the movie theater!
There once was a whale who got to fly, along with a bowl of petunias. Didn’t end well for either of them.
Blow, my bully boys, blow
And the only thing the bowl of petunia thought was : Awwww. Not again
one of these?

edit: apparently the Super Guppies were replaced by the BelugaXL

Which, like, can you imagine the conversation between whoever designed that nose profile and their boss… “It’s more aerodynamic boss. honest!”… “it’s not because we’re calling this thing a beluga?” … “maybe not just…”
That last one is adorable. I want to smush its forehead.
🎵 When you look to the sky
And you see a whale fly
That’s~ an airplane 🎵I can be anything
Take a look
It’s in a book
A reading rainbow
One hell of an album…






