
Your pie needs shaving
YES, POLICE! TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO JAIL
I’m blonde, not stupid
Sorry
You evil being ♥️
Nice try.
Thanks. Got a bit hairy there for a while
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It’s a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You’ll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
When I’m on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.
Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I’m away from my computer.
Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac. For toilet reading and stuff.
Toilet time is puzzle time!
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I’ve got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
I’m the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham’s puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp’s gotta pimp.
That is just as relevant of a way of doing so! It’s just that when I sit down at the computer I usually want to spend that time doing something else!
I’m not always so successful I realize as I read this post on my phone waiting for my take out.
“yea, ive been craving burgers too…FUR burgers”
What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?


And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair
Me too. And I’m bald…
Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.
I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
You are a fucking monster.
With all due respect… What is wrong with you?
How else can you clean your mobilek? My tongue is always very close to the screen, I just have to elongate a bit
What kind of reptilian are you?
eyyy
I can see the ragebait
Getitoffgetitoff fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
Hair pie.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Could be worse. At least it’s not Ajit Pai.
Is that better than senpai?
So true brother
Just like my mom’s!
sent to my wife. she immediately tried to blow the hair off.
I almost pissed myself laughing.
thanks!











