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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I love pie

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I love pie

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Your pie needs shaving

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    YES, POLICE! TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO JAIL

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    I’m blonde, not stupid

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      Sorry

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    You evil being ♥️

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    Nice try.

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      Thanks. Got a bit hairy there for a while

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    Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It’s a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You’ll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.

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      When I’m on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.

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        Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.

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      I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I’m away from my computer.

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      Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac. For toilet reading and stuff.

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        Toilet time is puzzle time!

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      I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I’ve got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.

      Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.

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        I’m the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham’s puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp’s gotta pimp.

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          That is just as relevant of a way of doing so! It’s just that when I sit down at the computer I usually want to spend that time doing something else!

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            I’m not always so successful I realize as I read this post on my phone waiting for my take out.

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    “yea, ive been craving burgers too…FUR burgers”

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    What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?

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    And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair

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      Me too. And I’m bald…

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        Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.

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      I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!

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        You are a fucking monster.

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        With all due respect… What is wrong with you?

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          How else can you clean your mobilek? My tongue is always very close to the screen, I just have to elongate a bit

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            What kind of reptilian are you?

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            eyyy

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    I can see the ragebait

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      Getitoffgetitoff fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

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    Hair pie.

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      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        Could be worse. At least it’s not Ajit Pai.

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          Is that better than senpai?

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          So true brother

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      Just like my mom’s!

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    sent to my wife. she immediately tried to blow the hair off.

    I almost pissed myself laughing.

    thanks!

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