Members of Trump’s administration begin being prosecuted. The Supreme Clownshow didn’t give them all immunity
he’s dead
On weekends, we hear fireworks occasionally on the weekends. We assume it’s for whatever sports game is in season.
But I always check the headlines real quick
“Tech market crashing. Massive economic down turn.”
“Russia overwhelmed, can no longer sustain war.”
“United States completely crashes. Becomes third world country.”
“Upper class mass murder! Multiple billionaires and multi millionaires assassinated!”
During Trump’s first term, I kept predicting that one day he would go missing, along with one of his helicopters, and turn up in Russia weeks later
“Against all expectations, the former United States of America has been replaced by a new, socialist government, and promised land back and self-determination up to and including secession for indigenous peoples.”
Epstein files fully released
MAGA disintegrates in orgy of backstabbing as opportunists scramble to fill reeking power vacuum left by massive Big Mac Attack.
Free beer day at Minoqua Brewing.
Aliens invade earth, force utopia on everyone.
(short version because long it could get very complicated)
abdul fattah el sisi gets overthrown and is replaced with a real democratic president
I’ll just say it’s an obituary and be confident that I won’t need to say more.
There’s an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what’s going on: “why do you always look at the cover but never inside?” “I’m looking for an obituary.” “An obituary? But those are in the back!” “Oh no, the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page.”
Turns out I just posted this further up the page with different wording. 🙃
Trump Found Dead on Toilet
Netanyahu Assassinated, Israel Collapses
Putin Dead of Colon Cancer, Russia Retreats from Ukraine
Socialist Revolution in North Korea
Myanmar Rebels Unite and Overthrow Junta
Sudanese Anarchist Republic Recognized by UN General Assembly
Saudi Royal Family Flees Capital During Violent Uprising, Interim Government in Talks with Yemen
DRC Enacts and Enforces Stringent Labour Laws, Ebola Cases Low
Canada’s Green Party Elects first Woman Premier
China Enshrines Proportional Representation into Law
Socialist Revolution
in North KoreaSocialist Revolution in North Korea
That would confuse so many right-winger heads.
The corporate media would obfuscate the socialist character of the revolution and call it an anti-communist revolution.
Could cause the death of trump because he doesnt know who to suck up now
I could see Trump sending missles to keep the Kims in power.
Fr haha
“Ram prices plummet- Solid state memory overstock reaching critical levels”
“RAM manufacturers spotted handing out DIMMs in on the street to alleviate oversupply issues.”
“Every single AI company declared bankruptcy, all of their executives received the instant death penalty, and Donald Trump died a slow agonizing death over a 92-hour period.”
Trump sentenced to 400 years solitary confiment after being found guilty.
Drug found that can extend life to 500 years.
A quick death is too good for some
>invents immortality
>sentenced to life in prisonheheheh
