"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前Anyone?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square174fedilinkarrow-up1614arrow-down139
arrow-up1575arrow-down1external-linkAnyone?lemmy.world"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前message-square174fedilink
minus-squarePrime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 天前Just put some nail polish on your fingers to prevent it from happening.
minus-squarewolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up76·edit-22 天前You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.
minus-squareNovaling@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·2 天前I’m starting to remember his name and I don’t want to 🤢
minus-squareNelots@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 天前Stick around for a few more months and you’ll remember them no matter how hard you try to forget. They’re one of the most active users on Lemmy. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to find out they are the most active commenter.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 天前He’s got me by 3x the comments across my accounts I believe. Fairly sure I should still be sad about that, haha
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-22 天前My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato
minus-squarenthavoc@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 天前I can just feel this image. This is just the worst thing I could have seen tonight. Good job.
minus-squareRandom_Character_A@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 天前Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 天前If you peel it from the other end you don’t get strings. My department in college had a thing about it to the point I don’t like bananas anymore.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 天前Wait until this happens to your foreskin.
Just put some nail polish on your fingers to prevent it from happening.
You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.
I’m starting to remember his name and I don’t want to 🤢
Stick around for a few more months and you’ll remember them no matter how hard you try to forget. They’re one of the most active users on Lemmy. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to find out they are the most active commenter.
He’s got me by 3x the comments across my accounts I believe. Fairly sure I should still be sad about that, haha
My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato
Please cease existing.
I can just feel this image. This is just the worst thing I could have seen tonight. Good job.
Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.
Kind of reminds me of peeling a banana.
If you peel it from the other end you don’t get strings. My department in college had a thing about it to the point I don’t like bananas anymore.
I gotta try that.
Wait until this happens to your foreskin.
😬