Does this make the Jem’Hadar the local crack heads that like to ransack the place?
Does this make Rom’s minefield just a bunch of speed bumps?
Yea, Babylon 5 was amazing.
now only 25 quatloos!
Space Precinct?
That kid is back on the turbo lift!
My cousin Ensign Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a shuttle to Terra Luna when all of a sudden the impulse engines went. The shuttle started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other ensigns take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the ensigns are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden, snap! The impulse engines kick back in. The shuttle rights itself and it lands safely, and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and deboards. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
dude please don’t lie we all know your cousin Ensign Walter never got promoted off SolHole and that’s because he loved it. “Rafter un coded” he’d say. Everyone wanted that job i wanted that job.
Well did he cum or what?!?!
By the Prophets, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
Garak tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable once.
What, like the back of a Type 2 shuttle?
Why is there a picture of DS9 in a post about Babylon 5?
Zathras is confused about which show he’s watching.
The one with this lady in it
The one that guest stars Majel Barrett-Roddenberry, of course.
The one where Robert Foxworth plays a high ranking officer
Okay, so there’s two shows from the nineties about shopping malls in space. . .
What’s to say… people in the 90s really liked shopping malls. And space.
Shopping malls were pretty cool back then though, an actual place to hang out! Nothing like the bleak liminal wastelands of today.
we could make local spaces cool to hang out in, but like that takes committees and shit. you gotta organize and right now a lot of us got bigger things to build than parks.
If I had a nickel for every 90s show about a shopping mall in space, I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot, but it’s funny that it happened twice.
Lived through the nineties. Can confirm.
Sweet strawberry preserves, did the 90’s like space.
The Zocalo! The only place to get official Bear-nylon 5 merch 🧸
And Zima!
I love how they removed Londo’s “attributes”
He was symbolically cast- uh, in a bad light.
You know that whole s3 opener about “it failed.”
Well someone had to pick up the slack. Those stembolts ain’t gonna sell themselves
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You. I like you.
How dare you. It’s not just a shopping mall. It’s a shopping mall and casino.
Don’t forget a bar, there’s literally a whole episode about how much trouble everyone on the station is willing to go to in order to continue having a place to drink.
You just know there was a red light holo corridor on DS9 that was never shown on the show.
There’s plenty of references to the X rated shit in Quark’s holosuites, he blames it on the Klingons but there’s a program for everything behind that bar.
Bar and casino with a part time tailor spy
A tinker tailor soldier spy?
Rom, Garak, Nog, Garak again?
Yes, you definitely don’t want to confuse it with all those dry casinos out there.
It’s also an ore processing facility.
Excuse me… it’s the gateway to the Celestial Temple!
so it’s an airport
More like a way station.
It’s a port of call, home away from home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanderers.
I was gonna go with drug den, but yeah.
Drug den? Since when have we known anyone to traffic illicit drugs?
Quark traffics everything,
But also, how do you explain why pretty much every time we see some one going in the bajoran temple…they hallucinate?
Oh you thought it was the glowy hourglass thing? Naw… that’s just to anchor the trip.
Bio-memetic gel?
That was for making explosive.
We’re not sure how we mean it but they’re gonna get you high.
Oh my god, Shran, you can’t just ask people why they’re pink.
Fun fact: the nose of the Defiant is packed with explosives
And all the sensors for the ship. And it’s detachable!
Also, the defiant has 3 shuttle craft. A working medbay on a combat ship? Nope, but 3 shuttles.
Yeah but they could never actually detach it because then it would be too obvious that the Defiant is actually just a Star Trek branded Millennium Falcon.
I’d never thought about it but now that you mention it, not even an EMH when they’re trying to sneak around the Gamma quadrant with a cloak that works half the time at best
This is such a minivan inspired spaceship design
A literal Astro-van!
Chevy Luminas are more shuttlecraft-looking than Chevy Astros.
“Oh thank god, I’ve been dying for a wee and some Twinkies.”
The FerengiNuggets are seriously addicting
Paul Blart. Odo.
Okay, ten forward, do your thing!
Done
Magnífico
Made this about a year ago:
why is it a ferengi if jumja sticks are bajorian?
Hell yeah… Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century!
We’re missing the targets on that future but maybe we can still get robot grapplehook extendo arms in time for Sherlock Holmes of the 22nd Century
Well she’s likely dead then.
Even in the future, shopping malls are failing. Just look at Empok Nor.
Let’s build on the idea. A series about WW3, whose epicenter is the Metrocenter mall from Bill & Ted.
I’d also accept the Eden Prarie Mall (from Mallrats).
“Bill S. Preston!”
Except Metro Center got torn down.
This is the correct opinion.
