- Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines. - Mhh nah usually the dark side has some kind of moral like “don’t go into the fucking dark forest” - That’s just the ending the rest of the story the boy was fucking with the cat rather than churning butter. 
 
 
- It rhymes so well too - Coincidence? I don’t think so 
 
- I’m a spinster, I’m so quaint, I do not feel ashamed. 
- Germany, California - 12th century California a was lit 
 
- Wow, super crazy that cats evolved thumbs, and then de-evolved them in a matter of centuries once they figured out how to program humans to do things for them instead 🤯 - We’re doing the same thing with AI and the ability to think. - Hopefully our future AI overlords are kind and give us belly rubs (but not too many!😼) 
- Wait until you see the rabbits 
- Hemingway’s cats managed to keep them, look up polydactyl cats. They’re too pampered to churn butter anymore though. 
- If it wanted to, a cat could churn butter without thumbs by simply digging its claws into the stick. - But it doesn’t want to. 
 
- I’m a sinner, I’m a saint, - I like to lick my taint  
- Whoever labeled this as a cat churning butter never had a cat. We know what they’re doing. Anything makes a good scratching post. - Not to mention if you tip it over you get cream. Or butter, my cat likes a lick of either, if she can get it. 
 
- This is supposed to be sung to the tune of The Joker, right? - That also kinda works but in case you’re serious… - I was hoping for Meredith Brooks to the melody of I’m A Joker 
 
 
- Sick and tired of depending on humans for your dairy needs? 
- Some people call me Meowww-reeese! - MEOOOOW-MEOW 
- keep on churnin’ till the butter comes 










