Rolling 5 nat 20s is a 20^-5 = 0.0000313% chance. Knowing my play sessions we all roll below 5 and the goblin king rolls the nat 20.
That would explain the 2024 election
What if I roll a one?
Are you a hobbit?
Hope you were trying to sneak, tripped over your left foot and fell into the fire knocking embers onto the floor catching the room on fire, maybe one of your companions may be able to kick you into some water and maybe you’ll escape before the building burns down. Overall… might be best case scenario
That’s a nerdy shirt I can get behind. We’re all in this together. You fuck with one of us, we all enter combat.
I get more compliments on this shirt than anything else.
Ride or die indeed.
Does anyone have the source image? This would be awesome to share with ppl as well :)
it’s just photoshopped on top of the background, you can Photoshop it off
Am I just color blind or are only two of the dice pride flags? It’s annoying me that it’s so wonky.
I found a similar shirt on Etsy, purple is for Peace.

OH. I was reading it as brown=bears, rainbow=pride, pink=lesbian, pink/white/blue=trans, and purple= either bi or ace
Is it odd that trans is separated from the lgbt rainbow?
There is no lgbt without trans people and the separation made, while good for trans visibility, is unsettling with the added context of the psyops to separate gender and sexuality unity
I don’t think so. It’s a way of making sure trans people are specifically included in the message. Considering how much trans people are in the crosshairs, I think that’s worth doing. Considering the message of the shirt is about expanding unity to different marginalized groups, I don’t think it’s part of some plot to split off trans people.
I think it’s odd given the the other “pride” dice. Especially peace, that seems out of place with the broader idea of minority pride representation.
I think is there for the people who want to be supportive but are not marginalized. They can fight the good fight too.
The Progress Pride flag is right there for that purpose.
It was LGB before it was LGBT, and the current correct version is LGBTQ.
Not LGBTQIA+?
You forgot 2S
I’m assuming the others are supposed to represent other marginalized groups.
Brown for people of color, pink for women, though your guess is as good as mine on the purple.
The idea of intersectionality is that it is not feasible to try to uplift one marginalized group to the exclusion of others, so it’s basically saying “we have each other’s backs regardless of race/gender/sexuality/whatever purple is.”
Would not surprise me if this was an AI generated shirt though, or at least a ripoff of an original design someone else made, because I’ve seen this same sort of design everywhere.
The brown die is for POC, and I believe the pink die is supposed to stand for feminism. Couldn’t say what the purple one is for.
Good thing I gave this thread a quick scroll before joking about feeling represented properly here as a non queer person by the boring plain beige one.
White chill dudes still ain’t invited to the party, I wonder why young white males voted Republiclown.
Another right wing troll account to add to the blocklist :)
Largely for this exact reason - not because of any real pull toward that side, but because of the push away from the other. Maybe that’ll change when they decide they actually want to start winning elections again.
The most white male take in the world. Not enough that everything is dominated by white males, someone has to specifically reach out and tell you you’re special otherwise it’s an attack or a slight. It’s not like it’s a shirt of people who are literally oppressed minorities.
As a white male, you should be ashamed.
Sure does make me proud to be a working class male living alone, paycheck to paycheck knowing that some CEO out there is earning billions.
As a poor white man get fuck with your racist stereotypical bullshit I sure have been oppressing people by checks notes* working in a coal mine for the company store. Which rich “white” males are the ones colliding and dominating the world exactly?
ah yes, the “not all men!” defense, but about, checks notes*, White Men specifically, the group that has oppressed and targeted minorities based off from nearly EVERY CRITERIA OF ‘OTHERNESS’ POSSIBLE. No, no, I will definately invite some chill straight white men to my next campaign, but you good sir, are neither ‘chill’, nor are you invited. Have a day.
That’s what the purple one is for.
I wish there was just one di and it stood for all humans.
We’re all d20s, bro. Don’t hurt yourself looking for a reason to play victim here.
What you said is pure poetry and I have shed a tear while looking inside my heart. Please let me lay down my life for you and your cause. I’m like a d6 at most.
All dice matter.
You just mean you want to go back to being able to ignore the others.
This is me already ignoring you. Good job rolling a critical 1.
Yeah, she doesn’t play DND.
Why would you even think that?
Henry Cavill and more than a dozen Victoria’s Secret models are known to play.
Fun DnD groups basically get all walks of life together.
In this specific case they’re probably right just because I strongly doubt the shirt actually had this design on in the original pic lol
Henry Cavill and more than a dozen Victoria’s Secret models are known to play.
Together… right?
I mean my niece was one and she loves TTRPGs and board games.













