“I’ve always been on the lookout for great places to start a workers union.”

If I’m genuinely speed running this and don’t have consequences is probably drop slurs followed by multiple, conflicting extreme political opinions involving violence and the like. The goal is that even if you find a racist who is excited about your slurs you can hit 'em with extreme progressive takes like “kill all men” or something.

Worst case, after saying a bunch of bad things and conflicting opinions they’ll probably still just think you’re odd.

A better but boring answer, just say “nevermind, I don’t want this job” first thing. lol.

Pants go down to ankles

Underwear go down to ankles

And then the helicopter starts up

This reminded me of:

Pull out a joint and start smoking it and ask if they want a hit

Something like this

Based on my job obtaining ability in the last year apparently be me.

Fart into an airzooka and shoot the fart at the interviewers.

Oh I did this one once! I interviewed for a job as a construction worker, and my first question was “what’s the pay” and second “how the fuck do you expect anyone to say yes to that”.

They also had an apprentice working on a roof right next to us with absolutely no safety gear in sight.

I had one guy I interviewed tell me, unprompted, that all the women in the company would definitely feel comfortable around him.

Ok???

It was a fast no thank you. So I guess I’d do that

First, can you sign this form for my unemployment job search? Thanks bye.

“Hi, I don’t want this job, I’m just here because the job centre told me to apply if I want to continue receiving unemployment benefits.”

Whatever I’ve been doing for the past year, apparently.

As you can clearly see I’m white and male. When do I start?