Quidditch, because it would change the laws of physics and everything would probably explode in a hilarious hellfire
It’s a real sport nowadays: https://www.rulesofsport.com/sports/quidditch.html
No idea how to respond to this. They run around with actual broomsticks between their legs? Well, whatever floats your boat lol
No need to have a good response. I’m with you in being a bit weirded out by it. I just felt I shouldn’t be alone in my state of being weirded out by this.
Oh powerlifting, and I wouldn’t be competitive. Just lift whatever I could, and lose the competition, forever. I guess that’s amateur though? Hmm.
I cannot imagine anyone paying me to play any sport at all.
Do esports count? Because that.
Skiing, as I actually enjoy it.
Snooker.
This was my first thought. Honourable mentions to golf and darts.
This or marbles
Ping pong. You might think all the humiliating losses as my reflexes slow down might become hard to take, but if they don’t bother me now, why should it bother me later?
Rowing or swimming. As long as I’m not trying to be world record level, I won’t be ruining my body. If I’m just training as much as they do, it won’t be much worse than a full time job.
I would have picked skydiving, but the lead exposure is a little too much for me to want to do it as a 10 jumps a day type of job.
Wait, lead exposure from skydiving?
As the other fellow said, it’s the jet fuel. They still use leaded gas. You can definitely smell the difference between it and normal exhaust fumes.
Fumes from aviation fuel.
OH. Ty.
Probably the chute
Swimming for sure
Archery
Ranked Competitive Sex.
You don’t wanna go up against the world heavyweight champion
Its okay, thats my weight class
How about E Sports? I’m not competitive good, but I can play video games all day.
Chess
Yup. I wouldn’t be very good at it, but it’s indoor work with no heavy lifting or cardio, and if it’s my job until I’m 65 that implies that it’ll pay the bills so how good I actually am doesn’t really matter very much
Pretty good Matt and Shane secret podcast bit about forcing NFL players to play to death. If I remember right, when they hit 65 they get put on special teams. That maximizes the chance of being obliterated/turned to dust by a stud running into them full speed.
Darts
I think this might be the answer
Curling.
Do I have to me good at it or is someone just going to pay me to do it regardless? I guess motorsport
