potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1498arrow-down126file-text
arrow-up1472arrow-down1external-linkAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down29·9 hours agoMaybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down3·edit-25 hours agoCumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 hours agoI’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squarebranch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-26 hours ago https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoI can do it just by touching myself.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoI can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·6 hours agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoSpeedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoYayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·6 hours agoIt was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoTime for me to turn into Rene Descartes
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·7 hours agoThen there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down1·8 hours agoOr how to enjoy humor
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·7 hours agoThis is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·7 hours agoOh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 hours agoThis is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·3 hours agoI refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.