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Thales@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 小时前

Can I use your shower?

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Can I use your shower?

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Thales@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 小时前
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    7 小时前

    Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

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      Is that a bad thing?

      I have heard good things about the Mane & Tail and it is (relatively ) cheap

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        And it clearly stated her expectations.

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    Have white girl hair, dated a black guy for a couple of years. The soap was no problem, but my hair was far too feeble to use his hair product, and mine were irrelevant to his hair.

    We got over it somehow. 😄

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    What are they a carrot?

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    10 小时前

    I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

    It’ll cut the gear oil off you.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Coffee?

      Also, while I don’t keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.

      • Machinist@lemmy.world
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        Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

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          That makes more sense than the ranch and pepper. I could see a more desperate version of my self take a shot of instant coffee and wash it down with some water from the showerhead.

        • dvlsg@lemmy.world
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          I bet if you turned it into coffee it would certainly wake you up.

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      6 小时前

      Username checks out here.

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      I use mine for cleaning things

      There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.

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    What’s with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.

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      Shower ranch?!

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        Yeah, saves time.

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      Bath salts. It’s a girl thing.

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      It’s like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse

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        Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          You might need to drink more water.

          Edit: I got wooshed. I read “power” as “powder.”

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        Found the Minnesotan

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Uff-da! Got 'em. Sorry, got a little over excited der. Guess you can tell I’ve been to Caribou more than once today. Whelp, I better get a move on. Got hotdish ready soon.

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            Oooookey then

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    Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

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      I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.

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    Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

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      Good for ducks, good for me

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        🎵 I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          🎵 Dawn detergent cleans my folds…

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    I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.

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      Smells like a tossed salad.

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        And scrambled eggs?

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        We’re still talking about produce, right?

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          Depends. Is that what you want us to be talking about?

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            You shouldn’t wear Depends in the shower. They’re for getting back to that squishy feeling after the shower.

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            Never change, Lemmy.

    • F/15/[email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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      I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

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    What even does ranch mean tho.

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      A condiment of “buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise.”

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

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      How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?

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    Someone made this a skit

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPPJHcSgNdY/

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