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lovepeacenquiet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Real life Final Destination moment

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Real life Final Destination moment

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lovepeacenquiet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Narauko@lemmy.world
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    Apparently Marta didn’t expect to cachy them paws for pulling the old fake ball throw. Poodles are masters when it comes time to throw down (13 stories).

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    well… this beats the 300% death rate operation.

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    This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.

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    That puts CachyOS in a whole new light

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    Seems like a hit that combined “make it look like an accident” with “leave no witnesses”

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    Terminal velocity poodle to the head is a pretty metal way to go.

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      Terminal Velocity Poodle is an amazing band name

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    Are we talking standard poodle or toy poodle? Because both are funny in their own way.

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      I think we all know it was a toy poodle with the little Joan Rivers haircut and everything

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    Return of the Obra Dinn deaths be like:

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths_in_the_21st_century

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      You linked the wrong century.

      • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        What’s a few years between friends

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    holy Rube Goldberg machine of deaths

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    Nobody caught Cachy.

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    First thing on my feed.

    Guess that’s enough internet for today.

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      Nah, bro, we just getting started!

  • gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    this is some loony toons level shit

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      standard poodles are large dogs surprisingly, even under all that hair. this also like that black bear that dropped on a hunter and killing him under the tree, drop bears are real.

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    Reminds me of the surgery that had a 300% mortality rate.

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      Speedy amputations: sometimes at the expense of testicles, assistants, and onlookers.

      https://allthatsinteresting.com/robert-liston

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    just a typical day in argentina

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