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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

Gimme an apple

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Gimme an apple

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 hours ago

    Then you get a colic and die.

  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    I would kick a tree, fart on some dogs and run away.

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      You can do that without having to be a horse! Freeeedom!

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    Why wait. I eat all my meals from a bag around my neck.

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      That’s why the McDonald’s bags have those two paper rings. It’s to hang the bag from your ears.

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    Did Tina Belcher write this?

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    Don’t actually eat the apple whole, that’s dangerous for the horse. The rescue I take my kid to a couple times a year always asks to step on the apple to break it up and make it less of a risk for the horse. Then you can let the horse eat the whole apple

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      Seems rude.

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    If you eat an apple from the top down, you can eat the middle without much texture change. Apples don’t actually have a “core”, just seeds.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/

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      Bottom up is better, the stem becomes a useful handle for those last few bites

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    And don’t forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.

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      Way ahead of you.

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    when I was a akid, my uncle had an apple tree that gave small apples. They were edible and the size of maybe a big cherry. I ate tons of those whole. It was a fun treat.

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      So, crab apples?

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    God thats so fucking real. I bet that’s fire

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