
Your pie needs shaving
YES, POLICE! TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO JAIL
I’m blonde, not stupid
Sorry
You evil being ♥️
Nice try.
Thanks. Got a bit hairy there for a while
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It’s a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You’ll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
When I’m on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.
Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I’m away from my computer.
Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac. For toilet reading and stuff.
Toilet time is puzzle time!
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I’ve got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
I’m the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham’s puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp’s gotta pimp.
That is just as relevant of a way of doing so! It’s just that when I sit down at the computer I usually want to spend that time doing something else!
I’m not always so successful I realize as I read this post on my phone waiting for my take out.
“yea, ive been craving burgers too…FUR burgers”
What if I’m not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?


And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair
Me too. And I’m bald…
Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.
I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
You are a fucking monster.
With all due respect… What is wrong with you?
How else can you clean your mobilek? My tongue is always very close to the screen, I just have to elongate a bit
What kind of reptilian are you?
eyyy
I can see the ragebait
Getitoffgetitoff fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
Hair pie.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Could be worse. At least it’s not Ajit Pai.
Is that better than senpai?
So true brother
Just like my mom’s!
My screen!











