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Upper decker coming right up.
I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers
Do this in protest:
I think I first saw this a decade ago.
Edit: And in that decade, not even a single post about those toilets being installed anywhere. Not one peep.
I have a medical condition that makes it difficult for me to defecate, so doing so often takes 20m or more.
I usually doo on my own time (because, like, ethic or whatever), but even so, this seems actively hostile to me and I wonder if there’s a legal remedy.
You have to get a doctors note and then they let you use the disabled toilet.
Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again
Don’t be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.
But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you “accidentally” slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.
Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman’s Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don’t let me get in your way.
Just “slip off” and complain of back pain. Soft tissue damage does not show up on xrays.
Transparent stalls with video surveillance
“We’re a family here”
Jerk off and give them a show!
The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.
Molotov Cocktail
Wait, people sit on those things for longer than 5 mins?
Sometimes the crossword is a tricky one
Go to take a shit after a few hours in a non-climate controlled warehouse so your sweaty butt cheeks just slide off the toilet and break your coccyx. Now you get worker’s comp.
I’d bring a wedge and keep it on my desk.
“oh that? Yeah that’s my poopin’ wedge, wanna take her for a spin?”
No no, Bobby, on the top, next to the mouse. Yeah that’s where I put it, so that’s where I want it back okay? Try and get it all off next time. And eat less dude! It helps reduce spatter.
This should be posted in latestagecapitalism and aboringdystopia
UK workers gonna end up with calfs of iron.
Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.
A door stop, commonly found in abundance in most office spaces, sounds like a great solution already
Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
Are you going to be giving away free stool samples?
Squatty Potty
This was probably the last thing I posted on Facebook. Pure gold.
Stool stool.
Or just a tiny folding stool. They have more uses than one and take up less space
You guys aren’t going to the narrow stalls to spiderman style crab walk up the sides to carpet bomb whatever hapless public toilet happens to be victim that day?
Waiting for the lawsuits from people developing nerve damage and/or thrombosis
You don’t even have to wait that long. This would play hell on people with any of a myriad of conditions. They would always have to have a regular one to accommodate the disabled or face the pain of being sued for discrimination by a disabled person, and everyone would then use that normal toilet, making the whole thing a process of burning dollars to chase pennies.
here waiting for the fucking guillotines
Don’t forget to make the neck rest at a 13° angle so they don’t get to comfy in there.
FADAQ!
Time to start crapping on the floor…
floor is now tilted by 13 degrees
That’s a statement!
