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Oh man! Okay, I give up. Okay, here’s the truth, I did not give Bill Clinton a bj! I’m the only person in the world that Bill’s big rock hard shlong has not been into.
schlong
That word reminds me of a bizarre tweet that Trump actually tweeted in 2015:
When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
Hilarious!
Omfg amazing. He’s the worst but he’s probably the most unintentionally hilarious person of all time. What a fucking dipshit.
I did not have sexual relations with that long schlong!
Those sick bastards used Gmail.
Focusing on Trump and Bill is a propaganda distraction.
talking about the released Epstein file emails is a distraction from… the Epstein files…?
This is a distraction from the new war which is a distraction from the Epstein files which is which iswhichwishjeishsish
From the rape and pedo stuff – absolutely. The outcome of focusing on Clinton is politically neutralizing and has likely made everything else contained irrelevant background news. It is humiliating to Trump, but not actually politically damaging at all. That is a perfectly calculated distraction to focus the public on by design.
Nah, it’s a great booster meme for the popularity of this scandal, at least on the left side. It keeps it going in people’s minds and that’s all that matters in the long run because Trump and his cronies were hoping people would forget, and it hasn’t. Many former Trump supporters cite the Trumpstein files as one of the issues that drove them away from MAGA.
Just as an example, JD Vance fucking couches has done jack for anything other than people making a fool out of him. Do you really respect him after that meme came out? I sure don’t. And I still think he’s a menace.
Not politically damaging? Have you met his base? They are going to snarl at this, and he’s powerless without them!
Have you met his base? They are not going to care about this. Or the pedo proofs. Or anything for that matter.
Not from what I’ve seen. Granted, it’s filtered through leftist sources, but the heart of the matter is that he has been losing popularity and some people like MTG have done a 180 solely based on this. You can tell some yokels are uncomfortable and I say that’s a small advantage you can’t overlook. It’s a crack in the shining armor.
It is not a crime and will blow over in time. His base has no depth or memory. This will be, Bill asked for it and how could he say no.
Trump giving anyone a blow job, let alone bill clinton, is hilarious. If the epstein files are worse than this, it’s going to be one hell of a ride if/when they’re released. I bet there’s video of him raping children and possibly pics/video of this. It would explain why they’re fighting like hell to keep these private. The raping of the children will lose the women magas and the “gay stuff” will lose the men magas.
They will just say ignore it or say it’s AI or some form of excuse
Will they? I guess we won’t know until they actually say something about it. I feel like it’s been pretty quiet.
“TruMP diD noT SuCK ofF BiLL CliNToN!”
This whole saga is like Trump found a cursed monkey’s paw and wished that the internet would believe he’s had sex with a consenting adult.
Reaction gif of the day:
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Gleefully stolen, thanks!
Let the adaptations begin:
Gif of former President approving of current President showing off their cock sucking skills. My life is complete.
This is so not safe for life…
I’m really ootl what’s going on?
“Importance: High”
Good to know even powerful disgusting people abuse ticketing priority systems
Ah, who am I kidding, they’re probably the ones most likely to do so
I don’t get it. Can someone explain it to me?
Here Epstein suggests Putin has pictures of trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob
Not just pictures, “the pictures”.
Imagine if Clinton came out and said “I DID have sexual relations with Donnie TEE”
One of the Epstein emails talks about pics of Trump blowing Bubba and the speculation is that Clinton is Bubba.
“Speculation” lol, it was Bill’s well-known nickname
It is but it’s not like he’s the only person in the world with that nickname
You’re right, they probably meant Bubba from Forrest Gump
.Hahah, Trump’s blowing him and Bubba’s just listing out all the ways you can serve shrimp.
I sincerely hope that soon no one can say it without thinking about this.
Pretty sure that happens sometime today if it hasn’t already.
To think, Bill Clinton woke up thinking this was going to be a normal day of vaguely being linked to the epstein files, and letting a 19 year old take the fall for him.
Bill Clinton is still alive? What’s he up to these days?
Dude is the same age as Trump.
His eyes sink into his head at the same rate his fingernails grow.
Probably getting a blowy from Trump.
Being a creepy old white dude, last I checked. Business as usual.
Grab him by the dick
With your mouth
They just let you do it.
I need some context, this joke is suddenly everywhere
One of the new Epstein e-mails references “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba,” which people have taken to mean Bill Clinton, as that is Clinton’s nickname.
swiper no swiping!
It is stunning that you people believe the poster boy for narcissistic personality disorder would put himself in a subservient sexual position and that Bill Clinton would not only consent, but want it. All based on a couple of message fragments with no before or after context!
Said that week that I could post pure bullshit on here and as long as it fit the zeitgeist, I’d score upvotes.
It’s stunning that you jump to “subservient” at the idea of someone going down on someone else. I know I’m melted pool of “yes please, I’m all yours” when someone is going down on me.
If you’re a horny hypersexual, and you see a stunning female figure like Bill Clinton in a magestic blue dress and red heels, is it that much of a stretch to think you might get all up in that?
I’d love to know the full story behind this painting from Epstein’s NYC residence.
I’d imagine it involves Monica.
Either Lewinsky, or the one from Friends. Could go either way.
Nah bro blowjobs are definitely on the more submissive end of the scale of sexual acts. Maybe 10% of the population would disagree and half of THOSE would just be disingenuous attempts to seem more sexually progressive.
Wait, whhhhhaaaaa?
Weird take. Pretty sure the funny thing is just funny so, therefore, shitposts.
He’s not denying it. Just saying.
Mark Epstein said it was another dude. It was probably another guy named Bubba, but who tf cares. It’s funny as hell.
I’m guessing Putin set him up with a lady with a penis. I bet the “piss tape” is Trump putting the moves on a pretty lady and then finding her dick. Calling the date ‘Bubba’ is them being in on the joke.
