I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It’s a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.
Open sauce and computer chips, what’s not to love
Thank god it’s an acer and not a good computer
I just sat down for a nice crackers and milk salad

I’m partial to the beefaroni cheesedog myself

What in the war crime!
No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.
Too bad you don’t have a CD tray. I’m guessing that’s why you didn’t order a drink.
Nonsense! The touchpad is the perfect size to be a charcuterie board for the ketchup
Might as well just go and lick door handles at the airport.
This infuriates me more than it should.
Me too. The grease! Those poor keys!
Don’t worry about the grease, that’s what the salt is for! just a big helping of salt all over the keyboard will clean it right up and also make the meal more delicious.
It’s an acer. It wasn’t in for a good life.
Should have gotten a jade
Why is your laptop so thin?
Why does a racehorse even need a laptop?
It’s just what I have, but a thicker laptop and full-size keyboard will definitely hold your sauces much better.
oh man, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten cheese fries off your laptop keyboard at the end of a long day. You’re so close, I promise it’s worth it!








