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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

Winding down my day off the right way

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Winding down my day off the right way

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • tomiant@piefed.social
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    I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It’s a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.

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    Open sauce and computer chips, what’s not to love

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Thank god it’s an acer and not a good computer

  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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    I just sat down for a nice crackers and milk salad

  • Nyadia (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m partial to the beefaroni cheesedog myself

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      28 minutes ago

      What in the war crime!

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.

    Too bad you don’t have a CD tray. I’m guessing that’s why you didn’t order a drink.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Nonsense! The touchpad is the perfect size to be a charcuterie board for the ketchup

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    Might as well just go and lick door handles at the airport.

  • theprogressivist @lemmy.world
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    This infuriates me more than it should.

    • MelonYellow@lemmy.ca
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      Me too. The grease! Those poor keys!

      • tomiant@piefed.social
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        Don’t worry about the grease, that’s what the salt is for! just a big helping of salt all over the keyboard will clean it right up and also make the meal more delicious.

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        It’s an acer. It wasn’t in for a good life.

        • Wioum@lemmy.world
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          Should have gotten a jade

  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    Why is your laptop so thin?

    Why does a racehorse even need a laptop?

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s just what I have, but a thicker laptop and full-size keyboard will definitely hold your sauces much better.

  • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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    oh man, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten cheese fries off your laptop keyboard at the end of a long day. You’re so close, I promise it’s worth it!

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