This pokes fun at German rule-following, but as a Canadian of German descent (both parents), I can absolutely confirm that this “joke” is likely not a joke at all. Or, at least, it was lifted almost verbatim from observing another German parent.
Wait Dad, you just gonna leave us hanging without a link?? 🤣
If she’s livestreaming too she might need a broadcasting license, like Gronkh (predates grok, no relation, big German streamer). Better get on that paperwork too.
I just discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account…
Plot twist: it’s a retail site selling these, and only these:
I mean, is the dad not allowed to watch porn or something?
I hate the stigma around sex work.
I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.
But.
“Hey honey, how’s work going?”
“Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much”
sniff “im so proud of you honey”
anhuge butt plug
Is that a relative of the alot?
Same clade, different species
i’m not sure we should define ring species as different, but i’m not a ringologist
There’s a horror movie called Cam that pretty much ends exactly like that
Solution: join the fun
I’ve seen a lot of stable couples making their content together lately
my daughter
couples
Sir this is no longer a Wendy’s. We’re closed
Dave Thomas died so that he’d never have to read this thread.
it ain’t dave’s fault jesus is a freak
Guys relax. I’m pretty sure s/he, and the person they’re replying to, are not talking about fathers and daughters.
Yep, this sort of interpretation didn’t even cross my mind. Though whatever strikes their fancy, lol
The fact that this has seven upvotes is hugely concerning.
I thought incest porn was illegal
Making sure your child is above board as far as taxes etc go is genuinely a noble thing to do.
Do all OF creators pay tax or only in Germany?
It’s an income stream and therefore taxable (above a certain threshold). As it’s from self-employment you have to either file these earnings yourself or pay an accountant to do it for you.
I mean, its not the life Id want mybdaughter to have. But neither is doing 6 months for tax evasion and having a criminal record that will bar her from ever trasitioning into many worthwhile careers if she ever wants to give up Onlyfans.
If she is skilled in tax evasion she already has great career prospects in the private sector.
Yeah but you usually prove those skills by having a MBA on your CV, having a conviction instead kind of proves you suck at it.
I know I know.
for me, comedic sarcastic effect > theoretical certainty
I’m sorry I’m damaged.
bullshit, she’s still under her 10k Freibetrag
The 4k was a monthly figure.
It’s not 4200/month if she’s only making 340/month after tax…
No, the text never specifies that.
It does so indirectly, otherwise, the joke of having 340 left wouldn’t really work out.
This is what unconditional love and support looks like.
True unconditional love would help her self house so those greedy o.f. jerks are getting a 20 percent cut. Idk
lol
because my daughter started an onlyfans I saw the cut they were getting and I was upset. So I got my VC buddies together and we handled payment processing, legal obligations, user auth, security, cdn, storage. I’m so proud of her for being my first customer. And she’s only 19 so I only take 19%
Capitalism baby!
I’m worried about the relationship between the age and the cut. It implies that by the time she is 100, her dad will be taking 100% of her OF income. That’s elder abuse.
lemmy: don’t draw too much attention to yourself online
also lemmy: don’t you fucking dare say anything bad about people on onlyfans
This but unironically. Were sex-wirjer positive here.
wirjer? is this that new fangled german language i keep hearing about
The fuck kind of VAT is 40%
Shocking that a social media post could be fake?
the one that pays for healthcare :P
You may pay more in income tax but you’ll pay $0 to go get your torn bunghole stitched up and a few pints of blood transfusion if you have an unfortunate onlyfans accident.
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What a bright young lady. May I get her small business website address so I can give my support…
is matthias supportive or unsupportive of his daughter’s sex work stuff?
He is a gold tier subscriber
Imagine opting in to pay taxes you don’t have to, peak liberal shit really
i like how you jammed the german culture of following the rules into the american culture war
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So being a parasite on society is better in your opinion?
You are not being smart, you are being a selfish prick.
If everyone thought like you, you would have a tax of 80% just to keep everything running. Somebody needs to pay for all the services that are available.
Nothing as lib as supporting your community and parting with money you don’t have to.
Read a fucking book
Imagine still believing that taxes are for improving society rather than a way to funnel wealth from the working class to the ruling class.
What’s your experience with the German tax system? Because it doesn’t sound like you know shit
also wild assuming its opt in as if they will never get your payment data from OF directly
Sadly i agree, so many big money makers do everything they can to not pay taxes, look up jet airplane purchase taxes compared to common people goods.
