I hope this is corny enough for y’all
Aristoteles on Chipotle?
chipotle on my plat-o
Marble bust with a burrito lust?
Aristotle on the Chipotle?
clint eastwood on fast food?
This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other
Well, there isn’t an ‘é’ at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.
I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode
Like persephone playing a saxophone.
Penelope rhymes with antelope!
Just like Zeus and Odysseus!
Or both!
Chistotle on Arispotle?
Pretty sure that’s the point
Like not even close mispronounce.
Santa in a burrito!
Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad
I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don’t. And I can’t.
it’s aristotle (pronounced aristotle)
I believe it’s actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle
Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.
I get it now!
Hint: its not an emperor
That’s where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.
No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts
You can tell by the beard.
So-crates!
No he’s over at Wendy’s
Or Applebees
