My dad’s not a phone!
I came here to make the exact same reference, afraid it would be too far a stretch for anyone to make the connection.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
You can’t buy me, HOT DOG MAN
I’M AN ADULT!
WHATCHU THINK, I’M STUPID?!?!
Wave that poison in someone else’s face!
First thing I thought of, so there are at least three people here weird enough to.
But those phonies had a taser!
Time to look this up
“threw it on the ground” - Lonely Island
OK that was good
Fuck you i won’t do what you tell me!
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Reduce, Refuse, Recycle
The moral of the story is, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE SYSTEM.
GROUND!
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
Are you kidding me??? With the crazy high prices of rent, yes, I will ABSOLUTELY store myself in a provided black plastic sack, placed in a container!
Thats a deal of the century!
5500/month storage fee
Rent really does destroy the world.
Sounds a bit like camping. I love camping!
Please properly compost me.
I’ve never been asked but I probably will refuse, thanks for the advice anyway.
POV you’re Russian and working close to the Kremlin.
I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster
I’m not gonna be part of your system
Fight the power!
“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!”
I insist on being stored in a white plastic sack!
I just saw that picture yesterday from Iran of a bunch of black body bags in a room and I really thought it was about that for a second.
Grim
Yeah I prefer latex myself. I will not be answering questions.
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.











