Hawaii about to get some tropical ding dong.
You
The state she told you not to worry about
I don’t know whose nose that is but OP should give it back right now,
CYRANO: Ah no! young blade! That was a trifle short! You might have said at least a hundred things By varying the tone. . .like this, suppose,. . .
Aggressive: ‘Sir, if I had such a nose I’d amputate it!’
Friendly: ‘When you sup It must annoy you, dipping in your cup; You need a drinking-bowl of special shape!’
Descriptive: ''Tis a rock!. . .a peak!. . .a cape! – A cape, forsooth! ‘Tis a peninsular!’
Curious: ‘How serves that oblong capsular? For scissor-sheath? Or pot to hold your ink?’
Gracious: ‘You love the little birds, I think? I see you’ve managed with a fond research To find their tiny claws a roomy perch!’
Truculent: ‘When you smoke your pipe. . .suppose That the tobacco-smoke spouts from your nose– Do not the neighbors, as the fumes rise higher, Cry terror-struck: “The chimney is afire”?’
Considerate: ‘Take care,. . .your head bowed low By such a weight. . .lest head o’er heels you go!’
Tender: ‘Pray get a small umbrella made, Lest its bright color in the sun should fade!’
Pedantic: ‘That beast Aristophanes Names Hippocamelelephantoles Must have possessed just such a solid lump Of flesh and bone, beneath his forehead’s bump!’
Cavalier: 'The last fashion, friend, that hook? To hang your hat on? ‘Tis a useful crook!’
Emphatic: ‘No wind, O majestic nose, Can give THEE cold!–save when the mistral blows!’
Dramatic: ‘When it bleeds, what a Red Sea!’
Admiring: ‘Sign for a perfumery!’
Lyric: ‘Is this a conch?. . .a Triton you?’
Simple: ‘When is the monument on view?’
Rustic: 'That thing a nose? Marry-come-up! ‘Tis a dwarf pumpkin, or a prize turnip!’
Military: ‘Point against cavalry!’
Practical: ‘Put it in a lottery! Assuredly ‘twould be the biggest prize!’ Or. . .parodying Pyramus’ sighs. . . ‘Behold the nose that mars the harmony Of its master’s phiz! blushing its treachery!’
–Such, my dear sir, is what you might have said, Had you of wit or letters the least jot: But, O most lamentable man!–of wit You never had an atom, and of letters You have three letters only!–they spell Ass! And–had you had the necessary wit, To serve me all the pleasantries I quote Before this noble audience. . .e’en so, You would not have been let to utter one– Nay, not the half or quarter of such jest! I take them from myself all in good part, But not from any other man that breathes!
Not sure why anyone would want more Oklahoma
There is no Oklahoma.
Noklahoma?
Great song title
You’re thinking of Arizona. Which doesn’t exist. I heard it in a song.
Shit! No wonder it didn’t sound right to me. Thanks!
The pointy boooots
I don’t get the reference.
Oklahoma has been lying its’ ass off for so long, its’ nose now touches the Pacific.
Call it OOOOOoooooooklahoma!
Where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain!
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I thought it’d make sense to extend part of Louisiana out there, so at least moving LA into it would give you LA LA. But instead you’ve got LA OK.
Finally going to separate Utah and Arizona with a hard border.
Not sure how I feel about Nevada 2, though.
South Nevada looks like it gets half… maybe more… of Las Vegas with the rest of Vegas going to Oklahoma, there’s definitely a great joke about ‘the Strip’ in here. I’m worried about North Nevada though… without Vegas Nevada is looking rough.
Why is Louisiana giving me the finger?
Oklaboner
It’s now more appropriately the fry basket state
I was thinking more that metal tray on a long pole that Catholic altar boys use to catch an accidentally dropped eucharist when the parishoner’s tongue is especially dry.
Now put the main part of Oklahoma on the Atlantic coast
No thanks, we don’t want it
No one does.
Love how nevada can be two separate pieces but oklahoma? Needs to be connected to the coast, can’t just put a little oklahoma piece there no no
