Oh its you.
Welcome back pervy color.
Eww.
Good wife swallows
20 or 25 years ago, I said something similar to a boyfriend of mine. He broke up with me a week later.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet
But not the cum bullets,
but the butt cum… (Rim shot)
The cum would be dissolved in the stomach by all the acids and probably also absorbed by your intestines as useful nutrition.
So the answer is no, they won’t.
useful nutrition
So you’re saying I can live off cummy wummies?
To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you’d need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That’s between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.
However, you’ll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren’t typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you’d probably want a fiber supplement as well.
So, Weetbix.
I have a mixture of awe and concern from the depth of this information
Depth you say.
Her anus?
To shreds you say?
Maybe for the average person. Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.
“Man, I’m thirsty now. And I hate the hour-long cleaning!”
And I hate the hour-long cleaning!
If you came into some kind of container, it wouldn’t take an hour to clean… But it would still be inconvenient needing to then somehow dispose of all that jizz…
No, the pressure is just too high. Splashes everywhere
So your saying Glock can solve hunger?
Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.
Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.
Sooo more horses?
Next book you read should be the Bible. /s
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
– Ezekiel 23:20
And lo, the Corinthians replied: “neither horses nor…”. Thusly, Paul stopped writing to Corinth.
Even though cows aren’t 100% efficient milk producing machines, milk is still worth drinking
You will need a fairly large amount, is that okay and do you need help?
my resolve knows no bounds 😏
Everyone does, or did at one point
Not with that attitude
Not to mention you’d have to hold the ass-cum up your ass the whole time you’re waiting for the mouth-cum to make its way down to the ass-cum, and that doesn’t seem likely
Just time the former about 20 hrs after the latter
Depends on how deep in we are talking here
Question is when does cum stops being cum?
When it cannot be considered as sperm cells.
Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?
You could also do this in reverse.
Anal -> cock wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob
… I … guess step 2 is technically optional.
shudders
You know, I’m gonna get so much hate for this, but ngl…
NSFW, TMI
I take anal hygiene very seriously and I refuse to have sex if I’m not as clean as I could be. And that’s why…
…sometimes, when I feel like it, my bf just flips me around mid-sex, I suck him for a bit and then he flips me back again, so that my butt is facing him (again) and he keeps on fucking me.
It adds a bit of extra spit (as lube), he fucking loves it and I do as well. It’s kinda degrading and it just makes me feel super submissive and dirty for my boyfriend.
Always tastes like coconut oil, cum and cock. Never had a problem.
We’re two consenting adults and we’re both into it. Don’t see the issue 🤷♀️Honestly, it works super well for us. And it feels really hot and submissive and dirty to do 🩷
I’m sure the taboo aspect is one of the reasons it feels so good. And I don’t even think atm is that uncommon of a fetish?Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?
oh fuck - I have the unfortunate displeasure of getting this reference >.<
Shh bby is only memory
Unfortunately not.
Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.
… link?
This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a post-anal blowjob with a poo nugget.
Oh dear lord.
I uh… I think I’m good, thats enough of an answer lol.
Here’s your poo nugget xir.
(almost puked in my mouth watching this)
We are depraved. Back when wandering outside monitored internet space was easy.
It’s funny. Old people used to talk about the random porn they found in the woods or in trash bins. We get to talk about the hyper specific porn that we all managed to watch in the comfort of our own homes. And not even because it was good, but because it was bad.
Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there’s a rimjob planned?
Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the … undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.
I guess i need to put in Step 0 of ‘probably use lube’? If that wasn’t obvious? So… anyway, it’ll mostly taste like lube + cum.
Literally what happens in one of the first porn videos I remember watching (probably not among the first I watched, just, uh, memorable)
Autofelching, if you will.
I mean, I wouldn’t, but if, like… $700 were involved…
Have some self respect, I wouldn’t go any lower than like $800.
Autofelching for 800 Alex
Aah of course, Violet! Welcome back 😅
All cum is just 13 billion year old hydrogen anyway.
But yeah. If you are eating enough cum it eventually contributes to the general santorum situation.
Oh this is interesting. I just learned a word that could fit this.
Word of the Day: Felching
Meaning: a slang term for a sexual act that involves sucking or consuming semen out of a partner’s anus or, less commonly, a vagina.
Not to be confused with fletching.
A person of culture, a fellow invisible monster!
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Maybe if they meet they behave like a Newton’s cradle?
Technically, the human body is a giant tube … if you follow the surface area of the outer skin, it follows a continuous membrane through your body. The surface area of your lips, all through your digestive system follows the same surface membrane as your anus. The actual human part of us is housed behind the membrane. And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear (and it some extreme instances, ejects out both ends).
We are just a giant walking tube
We genuinely kind of are. Biology even has a name for this: all animals that are tubes are called chordates
That’s the default, tell me about the non chordal ones.
uhmmm jelly fish
apparently Monostromatic animals?
I couldn’t get a wiki article that word
Jellyfish, starfish, sea urchins, sponges, coral, etc … along with quite a lot of microscopic organisms.
Don’t forget that there are also two divisions of chordates: one where the mouth develops first, and one where the anus develops first*. Guess which one we fall into… :D
*::: spoiler spoiler Side note, ‘develop’ may have different meaning here (it’s like a dimple forming) :::
Sperm ain’t gonna make that whole journey in one piece.
Maybe not your sperm…
what about those with those …filling… fetishes.
or those with large amounts of ejaculate.surely there are cases of shitting ( probably dead )sperm. ?
i dunno. I’ve already thought too much about this today.
Have you ever eaten so much that you ended up shitting out undigested food? Probably not. Normally, you’d puke long before that happened.
I knew someone with chrons who sometimes found partly undigested food after shitting
Yes, someone with serious digestive issues like Crohn’s disease could potentially accomplish this feat.
When you said our next sexual experiment would involve corn on the cob, this is not what I envisioned.
This leads to my favorite art tag:
cum from mouthNot a big truck.
You can, however, just dump stuff into it.
Large portions are absorbed through the membrane, and cleverly placed sphincters make time for chemical processes to permanent alter many of the things we eat. The things that go in (other than corn kernel shells) aren’t the same anymore when they leave.
And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear
Yes, but by the time it gets to the rear, it won’t be ‘cum’ anymore.
Does it count if it’s the same load?
