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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago
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    Bud, fuck that come get shitfaced with me and nerd about about the Titanic

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Something something Rockerfeller

  • Dr_Box@lemmy.world
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    Checks notes

  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
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    POV: You are a conservative (Politics on “No” column)

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      Imagine dating a conservative. Ew.

      • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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        Imagine dating and politics being such a polarizing dealbreaker you miss out on potential partners and good company

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Not hard to imagine at all when we are talking about literal fascist supporters.

          • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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            If I lived in the US I might agree. Never met one.

            • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Luck you lol

              • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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                Its difficult cause conservative in your country is much different then here in most European countries. Normally I’d kneejerk about auto conservative hate but our conservative is like left-middle democrat.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      YES:

      • You’re basically a centrist!
      • Both sides make some really good points.
      • Possible ice-breaker: “Have you noticed how nobody wants to work anymore?”
      • Possible ice-breaker: “Have you noticed we can’t joke about anything anymore?”
  • ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world
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    If you’ve heard about the “pip boy” you’re gonna love the new Incel-erator 5000

  • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
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    pace yourself - 5 beers/hour

    Man’s going into the date at marathon pace

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      but unlimited tequila judging by the picture

  • Emerald@lemmy.world
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    No politics unless feminist?

    • mholiv@lemmy.world
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      It’s a good rule for life. :)

  • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?

    • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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      My interpretation is that they’re bad at smalltalk and will forget basic facts about themselves. It would fit in with them needing a list of smalltalk topics to choose/avoid…

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Because it’s their catfish identity I guess.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    PACE YOURSELF! 5 beers/hour

    Open bottle of tequila

    You’re not following the instructions!

    • Kanda@reddthat.com
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      It doesn’t limit tequilas/hr

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      Tequila isn’t a beer, there were no rules stated about tequila, thus there are no rules against drinking tequila, it’s fair game.

    • peregrin5@piefed.social
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      you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        My talking to girls level is two drinks past pushing rope territory.

        • Alaik@lemmy.zip
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          Damn man, that blows.

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          Thats unfortunate for you. Im sorry to hear that

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      “Name: Michael” in case he isn’t following instructions.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Holy shit, are we still on Grey’s Anatomy?

    • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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      Is that show still going?

      • Kindness is Punk@lemmy.ca
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        it sure is! I proxy watch it by being in the same room as my wife!

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          Oh man this is years ago but my ex used to watch it (may still no idea) and when that plotline with Katherine hegl and her ghost husband was happening I remember lifting my head from my laptop and going “wait what?!” And then laughing my ass off.

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            Then you might have missed the show’s most unhinged moment where a gun hidden in a woman’s vaginal cavity goes off and shoots a patient.

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              You are not fucking serious.

              What kind of gun? Lol

        • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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          Damn, that’s some longevity. Are any of the original cast still around?

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            Looks like these three have held on.

            imdb screenshot showing Ellen Pompeo,
Chandra Wilson, and James Pickens Jr. have been in 448 episodes from 2005–present

            Can’t really blame them.

            • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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              Hell yeah, that’s some job security lol

              • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
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                Plus for Pompeo, being the titular character means job security for a lot more than just her.

                @[email protected] does it seem like her heart is still in it?

                • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Wasn’t the title originally the book her mother wrote?

                • Kindness is Punk@lemmy.ca
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                  Honestly yes but it seems like it might be one of those things where the cast is just fun to work with so everyone’s having a good time.

            • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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              Holy shit I haven’t watched that show since 2012. Crazy still on the air.

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      This has got to be at least a few years out of date. Kanye is on the avoid list, and he’s not really relevant lately. And that income in the finance field isn’t going to impress gold diggers. FNAF is a bit dated at this point too, isn’t it?

      • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works
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        FNAF has a new game and a collab with Dead by Daylight

      • LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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        A new FNAF game released just a couple days ago, can you believe it?

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        I kind of love that Kanye had that breakdown where he released the Heil Hitler track and went to twitter posting all caps shit saying he was a nazi, and the internet’s collective reaction seems to have just kind of rolled their eyes and move on. Just pure apathy. It’s not shocking or contreversial, more “Yeah, we all figured that out ages ago. Fuck off.”

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        My college aged students are still pretty big on FNAF so probably not dated. Ye would be a terrible conversation starter by today’s standards, though, even more so than whenever this was made, lol. “So, how to you feel about Nazi sympathisers?”

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    Hum, 75-100k for a finance something isn’t a lot I think. I mean, I know this is a joke but that sounds wrong.

    On a side note, I’d love to talk about with him about all the points under “topic to avoid”!

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      I see you also like to poke the bear lol. Seriously with me no topic is off limit I’ll challenge every opinion someone has doesn’t mean I disagree with it.

      Also Boston Celtics are no? Because Boston is racist AF?

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        Arguing for the sole purpose of arguing. Are you an engineer by any chance 😅

        I don’t even know what kind of sport the Celtics are a team of. Doesn’t mean I could not at least listen.

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      Depends on what in “finance” and where. Assuming not sales or trading the salaries come down quite a bit depending on job level.

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        Also, probably a recent college grad and entry level.

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        AND the workload goes up! The Financial Services industry sure is fun!

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        That’s why it’s finance something

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    I too sometimes forget my own name and work in something field.

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      https://youtu.be/XLcswkROgx8

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      https://youtu.be/fXpVEwEhamw

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    Are people touchy about Tornadoes?

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      Probably over overly enthusiastic which can be a bad thing in the Midwest during tornado season.

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        Midwest here.

        a tornado once broke into my house and raped my cat. this is why when I see one of those sumbitches I shoot at it.

        the only good tornado is a dead tornado.

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          I mean like storm chasers.

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            like riders on the storm?

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      Not the “getting laid” vibe.

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    Yeah… those old hippies with their “be yourself” and “let it all hang out” - clearly the key to life is to wear a mask. Such enlighten. So fulfillment.

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      You can be yourself without a deluge of your own interests flooding the conversation. Unless being yourself of taking only about yourself and no listening. In that case mask on.

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    Thats why you go for femboys! He is a bro with a hole!!!

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      everyone can be your bro with a hole, with the right attitude.

      • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world
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        I guess? But I am personally not gay

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          Not with that attitude

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          just focus on the fem aspects then youll be fine 👍

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    5 beers / hour

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