I heard this song for the first time, and I kept hearing
My lover’s got no money, he’s got his thrombolyse
Turns out it was “strong beliefs”, and not a medical term
Have a listen: https://song.link/t/70681623
I always thought Gala said Stromboli (he’s got his Stromboli…) which would make half sense since she is italian
I always thought she said trampoline
“My lovers got no money, he’s got his trampoline!”
He’s always bouncing!
. . .and so are his checks. ._.
Crosby, Stills, and Nash - Southern Cross
“Who knows love can endure” --> “Who knows love Ganondorf”
Obviously not the correct lyric but they clearly end “endure” with an F sound somehow
Elton John - Your Song
I hope you don’t mind, I hope you don’t mind
That I put down in the words
How wonderful life is
While you’re in the worldI misheard the “world” as “woods”, as in, someplace far away, which changes the entire point of the song. The lyrics in this part starting with “I hope you don’t mind that I put down in the words” imply a change of tone to something regretful, so a line to recontextualize that that the PoV character doesn’t actually feel close to their supposed love would fit; but I guess that wasn’t the intention.
I still say it makes slightly more sense in Otherside if he’s saying “the cemetery where I married a thief”.
It definitely sounds like it
It wasn’t until my first job at a grocery store during Christmas time that I learned it was “Feliz Navidad” being sung.
Before that, I couldn’t figure out why the cheerful song that only appeared around Christmas time was saying “Police shot my dad”
Best laugh I had in a long time 🤣😭
I used to think the Kiss song went “I wanna rock and roll all night… and part of every day.”
Moderation is key for everything, after all.
I mean, partying every day just results in Slurms McKenzie.
https://genius.com/Kiss-rock-and-roll-all-nite-lyrics
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
We found Lois Griffin
Pump Up the Jam - Technotronic
At first I heard, “I want, a player Tuesday.”
Then I heard, “I want, a player to stay.”
Apparently it’s actually, “Awa, a place to stay.”
That whole time I thought she was looking for a man (on a Tuesday), but she just wanted everyone to dance together.
Annie are you walking? Annie are you walking? Are you walking, Annie?
Dwight Yoakam - A Thousand Miles from Nowhere
For a chunk of my childhood, I always heard, “I’ve got heartaches in my pocket, I’ve got pickles in my head,” rather than “echoes in my head.” To this day, it’s hard to unhear it.
“Dirty deeds, dunder chiefs!”
I always wondered what a dunder chief is.
You’re not alone, kindred spirit! Even when I knew the correct lyrics, I still hear it.
And when I learned about “dunder” or “double underscore” methods in Python, my first thoughts were:
__Chief__()__Mifflin__()It was Thunder Chief for me. I figured he must be bad juju.
I always wondered what a dunder chief is.
Michael Scott I guess ?
https://genius.com/Ac-dc-dirty-deeds-done-dirt-cheap-lyrics
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Don’t go, Jason waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.
https://genius.com/Tlc-waterfalls-lyrics
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to
“Blinded by the light.
Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night.”
Turns out is actually deuce.
That actually makes even less sense.
It’s referring to a two-stroke engine.
Generally it’s a 2-door car, specifically a 1932 Ford.
Not a motorcycle?!?!
This seemed like such a motorcycle song!
It’s a strange song
I always heard “wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night” and happily sung that in bars.
I always heard it as trombeleese, which I imagined to be some exotic musical instrument like this:
That thing looks like a Fremen sandworm saxophone
“It’s him. It’s Kenny Al G!”
This made me laugh pretty good. Delightful!
I wonder what that sounds like.
Hoobastank, the Reason.
Real lyric: “a reason to start over new”.
What i heard as a child: “the reason tostadas are new”
Great song by the way. Also, great video.
I used to sing Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong as “Pyramids, pyramids, pyramids, pyramids can’t be wrong”.
Also, in Africa, I definitely thought they said “rises like a lepress (like a female leopard) above the Serengeti”. The real lyric is “Olympus”.
I love that lyric, it’s so supid.
I know that I must do what’s right, sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
Mount Olympus (assuming we’re talking the one in Greece and not the one on Mars) is like 3,000 feet tall, Kilimanjaro is 7,000 feet tall. Kilimanjaro would put Olympus to shame, except Olympus is whiter than Kilimanjaro.
Also, you can’t see Kilimanjaro from the Serengeti. There’s a small area where the summit is above the horizon but the air is too hazy.
Even more reason why it should have been a lepress!
Also, if he knows he must do what’s right “as sure as Kilimanjaro rises… above the Serengetil”, and it doesn’t, I guess that means that he must not do what’s right? Or only a little bit, and it’s a bit hazy… 😋
Thanks for the great info!
I think I’ve read that it was either intentionally written kind of dumb, like it sounds poetic but it’s the kind of thing a white guy who has never been to Africa would say.
Untill this day, I thought it was lepress too.
It makes more sense as the mountain isn’t even located there to begin with
With Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong I used to hear “ain’t nobody gonna come when your sound is gone” instead of “when you sound your gong”.
Yes, me too for that part too.
https://genius.com/Spin-doctors-little-miss-cant-be-wrong-lyrics
Little miss, little miss, little miss can’t be wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE&t=44
https://genius.com/Toto-africa-lyrics
As sure as Kilimajaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
