this is one of the r/malelivingspace posts of all time
Just get one queen size.
McQueen size
Why is he Asian?
Made in china
Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It’s sure to be a conversation-starter, too!
“I didn’t know you could harvest cucumbers indoors!”
What this guy needs is obviously a second giant skull.
Yes, but also many more skulls of all sizes, just strewn around the place, he’ll also need more shelves and things to put all the new skulls on them.
Skulls for the skull bed!
obviously a joke. but it’s great to see a normal living space on the internet even though it’s abnormal in style.
everywhere i go online i see these pristine hotel or beverly hills living spaces behind the subject of the photo.
real people have clutter and lack 5k an hour interior designers!
I saw one yesterday where the person didn’t use a pillow case and the spots on their pillow and bed where they presumably lay were browned. Is that normal?
Exactly. This person has/needs a full or queen sized bed, but their bedroom isn’t big enough for it. So, it’s blocking the closet, because that’s the only place it can go.
Well obviously you get rid of the skull. That skull could be male or female. 50/50 removing it decreases femininity of the room.
That just feels like some DnD
Is this idiot put the bed against the cupboard so he can’t get access?
Who needs closets when you only have one goth outfit?
Extreme manliness demands sacrifices
yes he was
Dracula needs no cupboard.
Headboard
Well this guy is definitely trying hard to keep his closet closed, figuratively and physically
You need a ceiling fan made out of swords. Nothing is as manly as living under literal spinning death, and the motion will draw onlookers’ attention away from the void.
Like swords over Damocles
Obviously needs more skulls
The torturing rack in the corner really ties the room together
Some nice curtains would really pull the room together.
Is “tidy” feminine?
In my experience, a woman’s living space is either more cluttered than a man’s because she’s got 5.37*10^9 bottles in the shower, piles of laundry made of a larger number of smaller garments, and 900 pillows, OR she lives in a film set where nothing can be moved, touched or used. You don’t dry your hands on the towels on the towel rack, those are for decoration, if you need to dry your hands go down to the laundry room, open the towel bin, take out a towel, dry your hands, wash-rinse-sanitize-dry-iron-fold and put away the towel, then go about your day.
Man tidy is “blanket’s on the bed, laundry’s either put away or in the hamper, the carpet has been vacuumed at some point in the last month, and none of the cologne/deodorant bottles on the dresser are empty.”
/srs remove underglow, use plain colored blanket
Though I can’t tell that to OP since I am looking at a repost of a screenshot of likely a repost of a shitpost
I kinda think the red underglow does make it look feminine. I like it.
Underglow will always have a 2 Fast 2 Furious vibe for me, like that bed has a big amp and subwoofer in the back with no capacitor so it’ll stall the engine if the volume is turned up too high, a muffler delete and a spoiler even though it’s front wheel drive.
Throw some clothes all over
