Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong
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That image will haunt the web until its end.
wtf xD
That’s some good soup.
Is a hit of calcium and vitamin d when needed tho
I’d see smoking a cigar in a non smoking section and blowing it in someone’s face as more a telling sign of evil arrogance.
so is smoking outside. fuck smokers.
I don’t even smoke, but fuck you.
lol
Don’t fornicate the smokers.
That’s exactly why they smoke.
They expect you to inhale their exhaled dirt and then go and fornicate them.Where would one smoke? Should one instead permanently smoke damage the homes for the British aesthetic? Why not smoke outside where nature helps to cleanse and utilize proactively.
Does less damage than a car on a 5 minute trip, but that’s only the rest of the modern world. It benefits the slothful.
“are you saying i should damage my home when i can just damage the environment and everyone around me and make it everyone else’s problem instead?”
yes. deal with your own shit, or if you don’t want to, don’t smoke.
and your argument about cars is invalid on multiple fronts. first of all having worse things doesn’t make anything okay. you can’t punch someone out of nowhere and when called out on it say “well murders are more damaging so if anything I’m pretty chill”. second of all I’m anti car as well and would ban all cars except public transport and emergency services if i had the say. fuck cars. but fuck smokers more. at least there’s an imposed necessity for cars due to flawed infrastructure.
there’s not only zero necessity for smoking but also no benefits and no redeeming qualities. I’d much prefer it if you were addicted to heroin because you can’t do it all the time everywhere and there’s no such thing as second hand shooting heroin.
How is me damaging a home that I rent in order to damage other’s experience a better solution than just you know, using the carbon cycles that exist at a tangible rate?
Cars are a pollutant, the only ouright negative of smoking is pollution of lungs. However as you prefer heroin, maybe you are just outright wrong.
Other than that, ashes are good for the earth. If you use a filter then that’s pollution, I don’t.
Zero necessity is in my opinion wrong. I don’t need these, but they historically and traditionally have been used as both heat sources in the cold. Meditative guides and casual incenses are just smoking but without even any outright pleasure.
Then again, you sound like a child of modernity and have not seen the aeons before you. You use the name pyre and know not the meaning. Hate for the smoke of which you would dispel.
“I’m just polluting lungs” is a wild defense lol
the garbage you smoke has nothing to do with incenses. also you can light a fire without all the extra toxic shit in a cigarette so the heat source claim is ridiculous.
love the poetry about fucking smoking though. it’s almost like you don’t smell like an absolute dumpster everywhere you go.
You smoke cigs?
With all the potentiality, you limit your capability to something so processed and far from it’s conception.
I absolutely hinted against the notion by mentioning filters. It is all poison.
No it is not a wild defense, and the thing you keep saying about smell is due to people who smoke inside. That literally is the consequence. However, you are too dense to understand consequences, liability, or any form of tangibility of nature.
ngl this reads like an AI getting progressively more ridiculous.
Drink your nutrition, that is specifically for young mammals and STFU cry baby.
Probably an accurate gif given how loud and disgusting Tony’s breathing became as the show went on…
Good point I guess, you’re proofyou don’t need cigars to be loud and disgusting.
Damn dude, got me. So good.
😉
…said the person crying about people drinking their minerals which shouldn’t affect you at all. Meanwhile coffee drinkers everywhere folding back lattes and frappes and we’re all perfectly fine with calling that adulthood. So Calm tf down.
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No one’s crying as hard as you are about something that doesn’t affect them at all. Calm down. Or you can go cry somewhere else.
case in point
Ok I recognise the last two movies… but what are the first two? 🤔🤔
Top right is Inglorious Basterds. Not sure about top left.
Top left is Get Out. Pretty decent thriller
Moloko Plus is much more than milk.
I still drink/love/crave milk, but have long-since graduated to half-and-half. Heavy cream in my pure keto phase was arguably crossing the line.
Delicious though
And easily justified on keto. Recipe for disaster.
Clearly Cows have finally infiltrated our media, this is unmistakably a Bovine Psyop Astroturfing Operation.
I for one welcome their utter dominance.
You could have written UDDER!
Look, I want you to know that I realize the mistake I made now and I am sorry
They’re onto us…
Dated a mixed girl in college about the time “Get out” came out. We saw it in theaters, and on the way out she asked me “what is it with white people eating cereal without milk?” And for some reason both this statement and her’s are both valid. I say this as a white guy who loves both milk, and eating cereal like snack crisps.
During breaks after lunch, my office coworkers all grab small bowls of cereal from the break room and just eat it dry.
I thought it was weird at first but the more I think about it, it shouldn’t be. It’s pretty much sugary snacks.
Honestly, if you can define the cereal you eat as “sugary snack”, get better cereal.
Yes!
Normalize eating cereal without it being made soggy!
_(also check out my kit pics! She’s giving adorable!)
So, I was an evil psychopath since I was young. Thanks. I’m proud of myself.
Are you a baby cow? Then it’s fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.
Milk bad Cheese good
/s
This but unironically
Drinking cow milk is gross! You even need pasteurize it to get rid of the tony organisms!
But what if we add tiny organisms, again , see not gross anymore
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BTW I love milk and cheese
Yeah everybody hates Tony.
no, it’s not. it’s very common.
Leon was a bad man that did a good thing, don’t confuse the two.
Were we talking about psychopaths, or bad ppl?
The unhinged child soldier rearing knife assassin definitely fucking qualifies.
The lightsaber is not a “knife”.
It cuts and toasts!
That scene and that cute penguin that doesn’t want to be eaten scene felt like some sort of vegan subliminal messaging
‘I can quit blue milk any time I like’ - Stormtrooper Lewis.
Anyone else ever listen to the Stormtrooper Bob audio plays?
You never say no to bacta
They’re re-uploading them! I think I might have the missing episodes somewhere on a hard drive… https://youtube.com/@jeditalk
The Dude buy it just for the White Russian.
Pretty sure in 2025 he would use soy-milk 😁
vodka and milk is not a valid recipe for a white russian. idk what the hell the dude thinks he’s drinking but it’s definitely not that.
He uses half & half throughout most of the movie.
is that not milk?
I’ve never seen someone drink half & half the way people drink milk. Like just a straight glass of half & half.
It is used almost exclusively as a substitute for heavy cream in recipes, so my mind considers it cream.
but is it milk or cream? is it like 5%?
50/50. Half cream, half whole milk… But the few times I’ve tasted it on its own, it is much closer to cream imo
I don’t remeber what a White Russian should be made of from my bartender years, but if it was cream, well I stay with the Dude.
At one point you’ve to prioritize your calories.
Kahlua - necessary Vodka - necessary Cream??? > Milk
yeh but he skips the liqueur too
indeed he doesn’t. either there’s sobe other scene i’m thinking of or i’m misremembering
The Dude is both chill, and poor. Not everyone has coffee liqueur and creamer money. He makes do with what’s around and he’s happy about it.
Coffee liqueur is super easy to make. Cheap vodka, super strong coffee and a vanilla bean. Let it sit for a month. You can add glycerin if you want to increase the viscosity, but not needed for white russians.
Obviously not something the Dude would do, but I might try this.
That’s cause you’re young.
When you get to the 50s you can’t use cream, bur you doesn’t stop to like white russian
i think the kahlua is probably the most important thing there… otherwise it just tastes like milk.
And he uses both in the scenes where we see him making the drink.
how am i just noticing that it’s the only thing on his bar
So, you’re telling me heroes drink milk? Ok, I’m onboard.
only one of these could be called a hero.
leon is at BEST a very dark shade of morally gray as a former child soldier who was raised to be a hitman by the mob.
and the dude is just the dude. he just wanted his damn rug back.
The opening narration confirms that the Dude is in fact, not a hero (emphasis mine):
[…] I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say a hero, 'cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Dude here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he’s a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.
Leon is a hitman, but he’s also probably learning disabled. He rescued a girl from the mob.
The Dude is just a guy who likes bowling, but he’s pretty cool and that’s enough for me.
His relatability makes him the most heroic of them all in my book.
The Dude Abides.
Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.
This but unironically
Now you’re getting it!!
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We drink milk (and kefir) with out meals too tho
But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol
(And sometimes methanol, when it’s DIY)
I think that’s foe anti-heroes
You mean faux?
