“Your watch cost more than £100?”
Fool and his money.
Grabs machete
Thanks for showing me where to find it. /jMy car has an analog clock face too.
Tell him I still banged your mom tho
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.
What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?
What kind of dumbass would spend so little on a watch?
“I don’t get my happiness from material worth.”
“What kinda mileage does it get?”
“Cool, I went to the bar with my friends last night. What did you do?”
“Can you get me some more water?”
A classic that always makes people like this angry is the good ole, "Anyways, [Something you are casually going to do today or did yesterday]- " and a hand wave to dismiss the statement.
It infuriates them lol
Ghosting, I like it!
“My wealth is in stocks”
My wealth is in socks
“So?”
That’s the response you want. Complete andutter boredom. You don’t care. Their entire personality is built around a weird little status structure and if you don’t buy into their hallucination they lose their everloving minds
“Ok” is my go-to. It feels dismissive because it is.
Look of confusion “Does…does that make you happy?”
-or-
“Was it worth it?”
“that’s so sad”
But realistically probably nothing, someone like that isn’t going to care enough about what you think to be affected by what you say.
If they’ve gone out of their way to draw attention to it, they clearly do care to some degree, whether they directly express it or not.
There are more reasons to brag and show off than just to seek validation. Their vanity may not be dependent on you.
