The butt implants were a mistake.
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing…
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Too much HGH
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
Yeah I always forget that he’s just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn’t always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…
He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth
That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.
It’s for boys. Teddy wears one too. It’s called a boydle.
I was gonna call it a corset.
Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
a lot of things about this picture look fake
Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.
What commies? This makes no sense?!
Don’t loop us into that nonsense. It’s 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you’re getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
I don’t understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
A saxophone at least.
The President is behind him too. I don’t like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
sorry, I see you’ve made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog
He looks like a broiler chicken.
Is he on hrt?
Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone
Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
Came here to say just this.
for the unfamiliar:
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead
The Hunch Chest of McDonaldland.
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.
No, he really is shaped like that
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there’s some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
Dude stole Conner O’Malley’s under wardrobe.
